I'll take Freddy, thanks. If one of them is going to potentially rape me in my sleep, then please let it be Freddy. Because if it's Ronald, then there damn well better be free fast food for life, afterwards, or there's going to be news of a dead and mangled clown who was force-fed his own organs.
if i had to choose between taking on freddy or ronald, i'd totally choose ronald cause he's not some supernatural dude who's really hard to kill. one kick where the sun don't shine and he's DOWN. yeah. human for me.
I'd probably like die of a heart attack if I even saw a real freddy krueger.
Ronald McDonald scares me... Clowns scare me. Then again... Freddy has that pedophilic quality... very creepy, but I'd rather be stuck with Freddy in a closet rather than a freaky clown who stalks small children...